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PostSubject: THE **F** WORD   Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:59 pm

perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words int he english language today is the word *fuck*. it is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

in language, *fuck* falls into many grammatical categories.

greeting: how the fuck are ya

resignation: oh, fuck it

trouble: i guess im fucked now

aggression: FUCK YOU!

disgust: fuck me

confusion: what the fuck

difficulty: i dont understand this fucking business

despair: fucked again

pleasure: i couldnt be fucking happier

displeasure: what the fuck is going on here?

lost: where the fuck are we?

disbelief: UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE

retaliation: up your fucking ass

denial: i didnt fucking do it

perplexity: i dont know a fucking thing about it

apathy: who really gives a fuck

suspision: who the fuck are you?

panic: lets get the fuck out of here

directions: fuck off

disbelief: how the fuck did u do that?

description: hes a fucking asshole

time: its five fucking thirty

maternal: mother fucker

political: fuck dan quail

IT HAS ALSO BEEN USED BY MANY NOTABLE PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY:

what the fuck was that
-mayor of hiromshima-

where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-captain of the titanic-

thats not a real fucking gun
-john lennon-

whos gonna fucking find out
-richard nixon-

heads are fucking gonna roll
-anne boleyn

let the fucking woman drive
-commander of the space shuttle-

any fucking idiot could understand that
-albert einstein-

it does so fucking look like her
-picasso-

how the fuck did u work that out
-pythagoras-

u want what on the fucking ceiling?
-michaelangelo-

fuck a duck
-walt disney-

why? because its fucking there!
-edmund hilary-

i dont suppose its gonna fucking rain?
-joan of arc

scattered fucking showers my ass
-noah-

i need this parade like i need a fucking hole in my head
-john f. kennedy-
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PostSubject: Re: THE **F** WORD   Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:08 pm

OMG, that was hilarious!

I really use that word too much but its so handy... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: THE **F** WORD   Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:28 pm

Never realized how versatile the F word is LOL hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: THE **F** WORD   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:21 am

and just think that's one of my favorite words....hehehhe bounce lol!
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