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 THINGS TO DO OR SAY WHEN U WAKE UP TO YOUR ROOM-MATE HAVING SEX

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PostSubject: THINGS TO DO OR SAY WHEN U WAKE UP TO YOUR ROOM-MATE HAVING SEX   Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:39 pm

i just couldnt pass this one up when it was sent to me i had to pass it on.....


that works better the other way around

damn, thats complicated.

wait, wait, here take my pillow

all right, already--i--came!!!

u guys newed a value pack

is that sperm or a mud pack?

youve got something stuck in your teeth

4 out of 5 dentists say thats bad for your enamel

go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. complain when they dont change position

u know what they say.....3's a charm

shine a flashlight at them....this is a citizens arrest, assume the position

sit up and bounce vigorously on your bed clapping and squealing for joy

start singing meatloafs "paradise by the dashboard light"

sing "shake your booty"

a little to the left

2 words.....penis extension

invite others in as a cheering section

charge admission at the door

make up and hole up score cards.....all of them should read 6.9

whip out a pen and paper and take notes

maybe it would help if u........

let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it

use the heimlich.....shes got something caught in her throat

may i cut in

thats illegal in arkansas

take pictures......explain that it was a kodak moment

recite condom month slogans, i.e. pack your weiner before u bean her.....wrap your wacker before u pack her

lets make a sandwich

grab your cam corder and ask "how much do u think theyd pay to see this on pay-per-view?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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PostSubject: Re: THINGS TO DO OR SAY WHEN U WAKE UP TO YOUR ROOM-MATE HAVING SEX   Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: THINGS TO DO OR SAY WHEN U WAKE UP TO YOUR ROOM-MATE HAVING SEX   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:16 am

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PostSubject: Re: THINGS TO DO OR SAY WHEN U WAKE UP TO YOUR ROOM-MATE HAVING SEX   Sun May 17, 2009 2:38 am

WOW LOL Thats great
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