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PostSubject: coma patient   Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:42 pm

i couldnt believe this one the first time i read it......go figure, i got it from a man lol


a woman is in a coma. nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. one of them is washing her "private area" and he notices there is a response on the monitor when he touches her there. they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of this coma."

the husband is skeptical, but they assure him they will close the curtains for privacy. besides, its worth a try.

the hubby finally agrees and goes into his wifes room. after a few minutes the womans monitor flat-lines.....no pulse.....no heart-rate.

the nurses run into the room. the man is standing there, pulling up his pants, and says, "i think she choked."
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:48 pm

LOL! That is just so wrong!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:51 am

OMG! lol! That is soooo wrong!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:01 am

OMG!!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:07 am

lol! The poor computer!
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:06 am

OMG too funny I almost choked too

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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:01 pm

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: coma patient   Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:55 pm

that is soooo funny yet so wrong at the same time
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