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shar

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PostSubject: one-liners part 2   Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:28 pm

still going through these pages and pages, but thought i'd do as i said and post some more favs. wonder if i'll have enough t-shirts? lol


assassins do it from behind

auntie em, hate u, hate kansas, taking the dog. dorothy.

be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.

before u criticize someone, u should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when u criticize them, u are a mile away, and u have their shoes.

chocolate: the OTHER major food group.

consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

could u drive any better if i shoved that cel phone up your ass???

death is hereditary.

despite the cost of living, have u noticed how popular it remains?

DONT PISS ME OFF.......IM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES!

honk if u want to see my finger!

i didnt say it was your fault.......i said i was going to blame u

i dont suffer from insanity.....i enjoy every minute of it

i need someone really bad.....are u really bad???

i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

im not a complete idiot.....some parts are missing.

if ignorance is bliss, u must be orgasmic!

if u choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

it IS as bad as u think, and they ARE out to get u.

JESUS LOVES U BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!

learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.

never miss a good chance to shut up.

oh lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

ok, who put a stop payment on my reality check???

sex is like air......its not important unless u aren't getting any.

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PostSubject: Re: one-liners part 2   Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:06 pm

LMAO at assassins do it from behind
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