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PostSubject: the convict   Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:33 pm

an escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder,had spent 25 yrs. of his life sentence in prison. while on the run he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

he tied the man to a chair on one side of the room, and his wife to the bed on the other side of the room. the convict got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been kissing her neck. suddenly the convict got up and left the room. as soon as he had a chance the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife bound up in bed in a skimpy night gown. "honey this guy hasnt seen a woman in yrs. i saw him kissing your neck, and then he got up and left the room. just go along with anything he wants. if he wants to have sex with u, just pretend u like it. whatever u do, dont fight him or make him mad. our lives depend on it."

"oh honey," the wife said spitting out her gag, "im so glad u feel that way. youre right he hasnt seen a woman in yrs. but he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. he told me he thinks u r really cute and asked if we keep the vaseline in the bathroom."



lmao that'll teach him!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the convict   Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: the convict   Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:32 am

Now THAT'S Funny!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the convict   Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:01 am

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PostSubject: Re: the convict   Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:38 am

LOL, I wonder what he's saying now.
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PostSubject: Re: the convict   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:27 pm

HAHAHAHA.... I needed that.
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