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PostSubject: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:01 pm

with summer coming....eventually..... i was thinking of having some t-shirts made. a friend e-mailed me this list of one liners and i thought some of them would make hilarious t-shirts. problem is, there are just sooo many. so i thought i would post a few here, and add more as i go through them......if nothing else, they are good for some laughs. let me know what u think of them, and feel free to add any u think of......


100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

a closed mouth gathers no foot.

a diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip

all men are idiots and i married their king

ever stop to think and forget to start again?

experience is something you dont get til just after you need it

experience is something you get when you dont get what you wanted

few women admit their age, fewer men act it

for sale: parachute. only used once, never opened.....small stain

friends help you move. real friends help you move bodies.

friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate

genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what youre told

get a new car for your spouse, itll be a great trade

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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:33 pm

I liked the diplomat one and the all men are idiots one, I thought those were pretty good!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:35 pm

Lmao, love the parachute one....and the real friends help you move bodies - wonder what that says about me? Lol!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:13 pm

100 000 sperms & you were the fastest, the diplomat & friends moving bodies!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:51 pm

u may wonder what it says about u, alana, but then whats worse is what it says about me that i want to wear something like that lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:17 pm

genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you are told

That is soooo Vishous!!! It's going on a siggy!!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:12 am

lol you are making the siggys, im making the t-shirts......what else????
oh, and by the way, i am still trying to decide my fav Nix t-shirt to have done for you......any ideas?
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:10 pm

hmmm i don't know...i need to go and read those again and pick out my fave nix quotes
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:39 pm

i totally agree with niessa bout the vishious t. i want one now
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:50 am

lol now look what u have done Ni, now u have to make us all one lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:23 pm

lol, V likes to share himself, but i don't like to share him!! sigh...vamps.... Rolling Eyes
I'll have to buy an image from somewhere, i don't want to get thrown in jail for copywright infringement!! unless just words are ok...

I learned how to do transparencies for shirts, so i'll have to work on one...hmmm
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:10 pm

u are the siggy queen lol whatever works for u i am sure will be wonderful
and that is what happens if u dont share lmao
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:10 am

a diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip

I LUV LUV LUV this one!!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:05 pm

i agree with shar
SHARING IS CARING
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:36 pm

ooooh, u did it.....i want one i want one lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:50 pm

lol, ok which one
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:37 pm

lol how about u surprize me......my password is always the same not like i can figure out how to do it.....backwards woman that i am.......
wait, that really didnt come out right lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:25 am

niessa can u make me a siggy too? i am as backwars as shar is when it comes to things like them.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:58 pm

phew, now i dont feel so bad lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:49 pm

lol crazy girls, sure i can...Shar, I know what you like...what about you angel? fave character or saying, color and fave hottie
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:23 pm

ummmmmm confused fav color is lavender. fav charachers are the dagger brother hood ones like Vishous and tor, and Jackson Rathbone and Kellan Lutz.

my fav saying vary all the time based on whatever book im reading at the time. but i have to admit most of them are from tor,v and z from the brotherhood.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:24 pm

oh that's easy enough...I have a brother fetish for the fetish brother!!! V is my butter!!! whew!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:53 am

cheers YAY!!!!!! ur the best!!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:03 am

ok here's a couple, I have the hardest time with Z because of the scar, but I love him soo much. I'm trying to find some cute guys together to do a V and Butch one...they crack me up...Butch is another one I have a hard time putting a face on, but this guy could be either Rhage or Butch...meh, i'm tired they aren't that good...

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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:08 am

ok shar i just figured your out...i'll do it sometime tomorrow!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:34 pm

i so far like the what are u wearing one. got any others? can u even tell me how to do i ton my own. that might help too.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:14 am

ok let's see, I use GIMP2.0 it's free software download. I know if I can figure it out on my own, anyone can do it!!! Basically it's just finding the pics you like and saving them to your computer and then using the tricks of the software to layer the pictures and and text and graphics! here's a link that helped get me started...

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if you have any questions email me @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and i'll help you as much as possible!!!

those 2 i did are NOT creative at all, i was soo tired they are really basic!! I saved the V one blank so is you like another quote I can give it to you blank to add what you like in photobucket!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:38 pm

thanks niessa.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:45 pm

Ok I've spent all day on 2 siggys and 2 avi's I love them...just thought I'd let you know the vishous one is up for grabs if you or shar want it!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 pm

I JUST WANT A SIGGY!!!!! i hate being plain ***stomps foot*** lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:43 pm

i will take the vishous one. i feel the same way u do shar.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:46 pm

well damn woman...you can have my Shade one! Made him today!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:47 pm

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here he is!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:53 pm

ok miss impatient try it now~

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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:45 pm

can u pm the codes to me for some reason i cnt get it to work on my comp

and im not impatient tongue
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:25 pm

OH NOT U LOL SHAR is the impatient one!! LOL

U can get the codes from photobucket

search my name "bleuracer" that's the guest login

guest pw is "kissmypetunia"

I'll email it to you too.
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:18 pm

i am NOT impatient ***blows Ni a raspberry*** lol
ooops starting to sound like Simi there lol
ooooh, and u better be nice, Ni, cuz i have a new vampire book for u lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:27 pm

oh, and Ni, sweetie........lol i really like the vishous one toooo ***hint hint*** lol
ill even read through more of the one liners i have and see if there are any more that would make good siggys.......still cant believe the damn man sent me all 7 pages.....sheesh lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:28 pm

well poo your siggy isn't showing up...going back to fix it!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:32 pm

siggy test post by niessa

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not working...WTF!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:34 pm

awwwww lol what happened?
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:34 pm

lol oh my......i like it lol
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:35 pm

I don't know it won't post...maybe because i'm on under you name too... let me log off and see if it works
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:37 pm

ok go to profile

then signature

select all and cut and paste it back in.

save and see if it works... i love it i spent hours finding the guy on the Harley!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:45 pm

ok, lets see.......im gonna cry if it didnt work!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:51 pm

i tried, i really did ***sniffles*** #%#$^$#%& computer!!!! maybe we will EVENTUALLY figure it out ***sniffle sniffle***
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:31 pm

i'm gonna try to resize it...maybe it's too big and not giving me the error code!
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:35 pm

Testing again
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PostSubject: Re: one liners for t-shirts   Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:37 pm

one mo times
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