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Vicki

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PostSubject: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:03 am

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do y ou know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:45 pm

LMAO!
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:47 pm

omg lmao thats as bad as when my moms friend super glued her thighs together lmao
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:06 pm

OMG... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:48 pm

LMAO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:12 pm

LMAO!!! That is soooo wrong!!! LMAO!!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:16 am

OMG too funny!
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PostSubject: Re: THE WEDDING NIGHT   Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:20 pm

LMAO thats so wrong but SO funny
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