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PostSubject: Tomato Garden   Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:25 pm

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love,Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie
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PostSubject: Re: Tomato Garden   Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:54 pm

lmao smart and funny
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PostSubject: Re: Tomato Garden   Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:17 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tomato Garden   Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:58 pm

Wonder if that really works!! LMAO!!
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PostSubject: Re: Tomato Garden   Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:04 am

that was so good!
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PostSubject: Re: Tomato Garden   Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:21 am

Hahaha!!!
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