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PostSubject: the lottery   Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:04 pm

lol coming from a house with a couple motorcycles, this one caught my attention and made me laugh. read on......

a bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a harley davidson. so he goes down to the local bike shop and after buying a top of the line bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in vaseline every time it looks like its gonna rain. that night he goes and picks up his girlfriend on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, dont talk.
"if you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots."
the man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. anyway, the family all sit down for dinner, not saying a word. the man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriends tits, yet there was not a sound from anyone.
so he decided to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. then he proceeds do do his girlfriends mum over the table, but still, amazingly, theres not a word from anyone. just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches in his pocket and flops the vaseline out. at which point his girlfriends dad leaps up and shouts, "okay! okay! ill do the fucking pots!"

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