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shar

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PostSubject: the blow job   Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:41 pm

this one is just too funny!

this guy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being ouit together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "sweetie, why dont u give me a blowjob?"

"what? youre crazy!" she said.

"look, dont worry," he said. "it will be quick, i promise u."

"noooooooo! someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"at this time of night no one will show up. come on, sweetie, i really need it."

"ive already said no, and no is final!"

"honey, itll just be a really small blowie...i know u like it too.""

"no! ive said no!!!"

desperately, he says, "my love, dont be like that. i promise u i love u and i really need this blowjob."

at this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. rubbing her eyes she says: "dad says, 'dammit, give him the blow job or ill have to blow him but for gods sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep."
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PostSubject: Re: the blow job   Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 am

that'll teach you where to rest ur hands on houses
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PostSubject: Re: the blow job   Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:48 am

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! That was great
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PostSubject: Re: the blow job   Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:42 am

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the blow job   Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:43 pm

OMG LOL *snort* Talk about embarrassing.
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