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PostSubject: ooooops   Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:50 pm

oh, this guy is soooo busted.....read on lol


husband and wife are sitting in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the wuestion............

WIFE: "what would u do if i died? would u get married again?"

HUSBAND: "definately not!"

WIFE: "why not? dont u like being married?"

HUSBAND: "of course i do."

WIFE: "then why wouldnt u remarry?"

HUSBAND: "ok, ok, id get married again."

WIFE: "you would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "would u live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "sure, its a great house"

WIFE: "would u sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "would u let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "probably, its almost new."

WIFE: "would u replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "that would seem the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "would u give her my jewelery?"

HUSBAND: "no, im sure shed want her own."

WIFE: "would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "no, shes left-handed."

WIFE: silence

HUSBAND: "OH SHIT!"
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PostSubject: Re: ooooops   Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ooooops   Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:36 am

OMG so should have been alone to see that! LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: ooooops   Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: ooooops   Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:21 pm

That was good!
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