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PostSubject: Job with the FBI   Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:57 am

Job at the FBI



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews


And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.


'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'


MORAL:


Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
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PostSubject: Re: Job with the FBI   Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:27 pm

I love this one!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Job with the FBI   Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:15 pm

loved it lol
and just think.....they gave her permission to do what many women want to do on a daily basis lmaooo
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PostSubject: Re: Job with the FBI   Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:53 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Job with the FBI   Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:43 am

LOL, I'd seen this one before!
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