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PostSubject: WHY AM I MARRIED   Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:32 pm

i may not be married, but i still thought some of these were pretty good!!!

you have to choices in life:
you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.


at a cocktail party one woman said to another woman,
"arent you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"yes i am, i married the wrong man".


a lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
husband wanted.
next day she received a hundred letters.
they all said the same thing:
you can have mine.


when a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


a young son asked, is it true dad that in some parts of africa a man doesnt know his wife until they are married?
dad replied, that happens in every country son.


there was a woman who said, "i never knew what real happiness was until i got married, and by then it was too late".


if you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to everything you say-talk in your sleep.


just think, if it werent for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.



first guy says, "my wifes an angel".
second guy saus, "you're lucky, mines still alive".



A WOMANS PRAYER: dear lord, i pray for: wisdom, to understand a man, to love and forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. because lord, if i pray for strength, ill beat him to death.
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PostSubject: Re: WHY AM I MARRIED   Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:54 am

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