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shar

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PostSubject: definition of a true friend   Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:36 pm

here is another version of the friend one that was posted here that was sent to me.......
im getting tired of all those namby pamby, completely useless "friendship" poems that never come close to reality!
so, here is a list of promises that really speaks to true friendship"

1. when u are sad, i will help u get drunk and plot revenge on the sorry bastard that made u that way.

2.. when u are blue, i will try to dislodge whatever is choking u.

3. when u smile, i will know u finally had sex.

4. when u are worried, i will tell u horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your damn whining.

5. when u are scare, i will tease the crap out of u about it every chance i get.

6. when u are confused, i will use little words.

7. when u are sick, stay the hell away from me til u are better, i dont want whatever it is that u have.

8. when u fall, i will point and laugh at your clumsiness.


this is my oath,
pledged till the end.
why, u may ask?
because you're my friend!!!
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PostSubject: Re: definition of a true friend   Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:32 pm

LMAO... My friends and I live by this. We've also been friends for a LONG time.
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PostSubject: Re: definition of a true friend   Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:35 pm

I love these things I have one that is suppose to be able to let you tell the difference between your "white" friends and your "indian/Native American" friends that is too funny....I wonder where that thing is I'll have to try and find it.
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