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PostSubject: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:47 pm

My Mom sent this to me, thought I'd share.

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian


Several days later, Brian received an email response from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! ! !
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:33 am

lol! Mom's always right!!
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:23 pm

lol! Sounds like something my mom would have pulled!
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:35 am

Haha!! Love it!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:55 pm

that goes to show you that you should never invite your mom for dinner if you have a roomate of the opposite sex
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:09 pm

What's really bad is, I wish my mom was this subtle. The first time she met Keith, he walked in the door and asked him if he'd earned his "red wings" yet Shocked Nothing like making a lasting first impression LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:22 pm

LMAO!!! OMG!!! Your Mom sounds like she'd be a blast to hang out with!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:09 pm

lmaooo teach them to lie to mommy dearest
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:25 pm

Charla85 wrote:
LMAO!!! OMG!!! Your Mom sounds like she'd be a blast to hang out with!!!

Oh yeah. Our family gatherings can get pretty interesting. What's funny is, she had no problem asking that, but now she walks out of the room, hand in the air saying, "TMI! TMI!" Well... you started it. LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Having Mom Over for Dinner   Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:33 pm

LMAO!!!
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